2008

beach beach beach!!!

we’re not letting a little weather forcast of rain for four straight days dampen our...

LOVED!

want to see

peterwknox: dazzlingdelta: Gonzo: The Life and Work of Dr. Hunter S. Thompson if youre in town...

nevermind, i DO believe in fate!

wordplay: You’re allowed 12 songs on a muxtape; there are 12 songs on the Miss Congeniality 2:...

i'm hungover

but not in the way you think! i had so much fun last night here and here it’s an excitement...

history is but a dream.

i love hearing stories from older people about their lives. their histories sound mundane to them...

he thought green bay was in florida

don’t worry. i kicked him out of life.

jessicap: “Just For You” on the iTunes store knows nothing about me. I have never bought any song...

“For many grammarians, unique is the paradigmatic absolute...”
— 1. i want to be a grammarian!!...

Wednesday Poetry!

Conversation-Elizabeth Bishop The tumult in the heart keeps asking questions. And then it stops and...

you can only carry one bag at a time . ....

so why do i take up so much space storing bags, purses and handbags???

haiku you!

she cracked her knuckles into my ear where it stayed popping in my brain this happened to me it...

time managed.

my company offers these classes. one of them is time management. people are alway signing up for it...

The 11 Best Foods You Aren’t Eating

'Arrested Development' movie is on, says...

mascarah: Hello, Knight. mmmmmmmm

July 2008 Horoscopes

i'm a citizen!

well, i was born a us citizen. but! i picked up my form to register to vote in nyc today!! i am...

new brunch bunch!

It's Not Great Art

lolliblog: Jake and Amir were featured in this week’s Us magazine, so I happily picked...

Happy Birthday, Mr. Frank O'Hara. You...

kaitziskin: How funny you are today New York like Ginger Rogers in Swingtime and St. Bridget’s...

Listen

(via mediation) i feel like this pic belongs in a...

fear street saga: the betrayal, the secret, the...

I always tried to dress like Claudia,...

“I resent Stacey on Claudia’s behalf.” -this blog about the Babysitters’...

ah, dreams! they confuse.

i had a strange/seemingly meaningful dream between snooze hits this morning. it was very long but...

for some of us, it's been a slow day.

nikki: i've been reading it all day
nikki: i have nothing else to read on the internet
nikki: the ENTIRE internet

Just got my flight to NYC booked for...

tumblelikeyougiveadamn: … now I’m wondering what I should do and who I should talk to that’s...

onemoretimewithfeeling: lfarm: I’ve never met Matt...

my current status in regards to happiness, wonkavision (on...

“I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday 22% Tuesday 26%...”
— unknown. (via justlia) (via...

HAHAHAH “hood rat stuff” that’s what...

50% of all poetry is about getting...

To Virgins, to Make Much of Time Gather ye rosebuds while ye may, Old time is still...

A Modest Proposal - Tumblr Burgr Meetup

mallisser: adamiss: Ok, I’m gonna admit it, I’ve never had Shake Shack. Yeah, I know, sue me.  I...

seriouslythough: hydeordie: Just something to do. ...

sharingtime: What ever happened to Doug E. Doug? Just curious. my goodness this movie is...

a gross misuse of shelf space. people in dc don’t know...

not to cheat on nyc but the metro is so much prettier than...

men in uniform! inspecting hott cars!? i’m in!

saw this in d.c. over the weekend. almost bought it for 52...

(via scout)

if by bedroom you mean that closet where...

everyone i know in d.c. has cool apartments (or houses with patios!) i have a severe space envy...

here we come D.C. you ready?!

plans for the weekend?

nikki: shia lebeouf is in DC
nikki: maybe we'll run into him
me: and by "run into" you mean stalk

What to Say, What to do

lovepuppy: It’s 2 pm on a Friday, which means I am officially over this week. Also spent past hour...

caro: OMG. verenasays: “Of course I can wear...

and just when I thought it couldn't get...

nikki: did you hear about those crazies in massachussetts
nikki: making that pact
me: i was just reading about that
nikki: stupid
me: SRRSLY
nikki: one of the girls slept with a homeless guy!!!!

theseptahaiku: a middle aged man sits next to me. i regret that day’s choice of skirt.

in a perfect world . . .

my cube would be surrounded by sound proof material so i could sing at the top of my lungs while i...

mascarah: peterwknox: Chelsea Art Museum’s Summer Soiree Series Kickoff! New York City.com :...

Andy Did You Hear About This One?

R.E.M. A good mix of old and new music, plenty of sing-a-longs, amazing on-stage dancing. But two...

Last night was fun--the openers

(I’m going for brevity here.) The National: Who knew they had so many instruments in the...

(via bellechoses) beautiful! i love alice in wonderland.

pure joy

i like when people like things just because they do. they’re not being sarcastic or...

switcheroonie

Anna: Oh, I got a TM.
Anna: It's the Stokester!
Anna: You should check and see if you have the same one. You know I love it when we match!
Cambria: Yeeeeeeeah...sometimes I'm the Jake and YOU'RE the Amir.
really? anna? the amir? i don't know about that. . .

Q: How secret is it? A: Not so secret that you won’t...

so NOT what I thought it was going to be......

peterwknox: Then Anne joined them for a healthy addition...

is it rude of me to gift this to a girl who works in my...

i was doing a search for the post that will follow this one...

52books: slaugh: i have this desire to walk into the bookstore, wave my wrist and say, i’ll take...

ready, set, go!

k followees, i’m going to a 2 hour meeting. i’m curious to see how many updates...

The Whale in the Blue Washing Machine,...

There are depths even in a household,where a whale can live… . His warm bulk swims from...

“Writing is magic.”
— stephen king, on writing

“it’s not your imagination that’s messed up,...”
— jess, sva summer graphic...

my goodness do i love grilled cheese...

“I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I...”
—  Douglas Adams (via justlia)

“John de Mol, the man who brought the world “Big...”
— variety, seriously? how lazy...

Linked In

emilyposts: So I’ve received a million invitations to this Linked In thing, and I don’t know what...

Oh Mr Sun, Sun, Mr Golden Sun...

noraleah: In 48 hours, enough sunlight falls on NYC to power the city for 1 year. woa!!!

“I like too many things and get all confused and hung-up...”
— jack kerouac, on the road....

Listen

i thought after i left bed-sty this kind...

dear anonymous horn owner, what is with all the horn honking going on outside my window?? drug...

shameless self-promoting

hey there guys! if you visit my page and ever read that cute description over there to the right you...

Bind me in bubble wrap, please.

justsayjolie: Today I have: Fallen off a bosu with a 20-lb. bar across my shoulders. Twice.Barely...

these are the important questions,...

sister: do you know if you know if diet grape soda still exists?
me: did diet grape soda ever exist?

Overheard In The Office

CSR, on speakerphone: And where would you like this order shipped?
Secretary: 123 Main St.*, Los Alamos, New Mexico.
CSR : We don't ship out of the country.
Secretary: That's fine, but this address is in the country.
CSR : No, you said to ship it to New Mexico.
Secretary: Yes, New Mexico is a state in the US.
CSR : Sorry, but we can't ship out of the US.
Secretary: Do you have a supervisor I can talk to, please?
[Long pause.]
CSR supervisor: This is Tim. Can I help you?
Secretary: I hope so, Tim. Your employee doesn't seem to understand that New Mexico is a state in the United States, and so refuses to ship me your product.
Supervisor: Well, that's true. We can't ship out of the country. I'm sorry ma'am.
Secretary, raising her voice a little: Have you never even heard of the state of New Mexico? It's one of the big, square ones? It's right between Texas and Arizona? It's one of the 50 United States?
Supervisor: I'm sorry, it's just our policy not to ship out of the US.
Secretary: Tim, let me get this straight. Your company is going to lose a $14,000 order because the people in your customer service department are too moronic to know or comprehend that the state of New Mexico is a part of the United States?
Supervisor: Yes, ma'am. That's our policy.
Secretary, completely exasperated: Well, I guess there's nothing more to be said, is there?
Supervisor: No, ma'am. Have a nice day.

ugh, i don't have enough flair on

i’ve got a SERIOUS case of the mondays. got any remedies?

googling for work is lame. especially when this anomaly of...

oh, internet acquaintances, how you...

this morning i was walking past an advertisement for weeds, new season starting today, and that girl...

things i like to do on sundays

brunch target shopping cleaninig writing (hopefully these all get done today)

i need a little interpretation pleeease

i had a dream that we were driving a car with all flat tires then we were on a cruiseliner around...

its important to have your priorities...

michael: what do we always say is the most important thing?
george michael: breakfast
michael: no family
george michael: oh, i thought you mean of things we eat

“only prostitutes have two glasses of wine at lunch!”
— richard gilmore, gilmore...

i want this dog. i would call her lulu.

sometimes things aren't as they seem

it’s funny how much the words ‘vomitous slop’ can actually look like “lean...

dear internet,

please go away for 30 minutes so i can get some work done today. love, me

breaking news

wordplay: The Brunch Bunch has its own Tumblr now! If you haven’t been following, for the last few...

1. pear: you’re such a crab, apple! 2. apple (on...

“Pay $1.25 for a warm soda. Sweet deal! Thanks!”
— post-it above the soda machine...

dso: “People buy the young ones, see, cause they’re so...

notsureifyoucare: “Personally, I believe hose enhance a woman’s professional appearance and would...

biancarocksout: Giorgio Armani suits Bruce Wayne up in The...

topshop's nyc preview: bring on the credit...

(via garfieldminusgarfield)

Because Every Time I Try To Learn The...

saramcpherson: Today’s Hypothetical Band Names: Hammer Pants Asthma Attack Ketchup! Ketchup!...

tylerriewer: I’d be a lot more welcoming to all of these...

happy wed poetry!!

HOW DOTH THE LITTLE CROCODILE, Lewis Carroll How doth the little crocodile Improve his shining...

onemoretimewithfeeling: The Dashing Donuts are not even close to being cool as the Sausage Race in...

“Marylyn Kruger of Milwaukee said she “actually made...”
— milw journal sentinel re:...

lee: eatsleepdraw: guy on the subway...

(via whitepeopletryingtolookserious)

two strangers in a bar, several months...

girl#1: wow, i really like that perfume you're wearing, what is it?
girl#2: omg, do you remember teen spirit?
girl#1: umm, like the deodorant? from 6th grade?
girl#2: yeah! that's what i'm wearing!! shhh! don't tell!

would you like some crazy with your...

i was on 55th and bdwy this morning and noticed a homeless man being more than usually active for...

Tourist: Excuse me, can you tell me how to get to MoMA from here?
Suit: Fuck you, what do I look...
Tourist, indignantly interrupting: No, fuck you, you motherfucking piece of shit. You don't want to answer, you say "I don't know". All you New Yorkers are a bunch of cock-sucking assholes.
[Suit, stunned, gives directions.]
Bystander to tourist: Where did you learn to do that?
Tourist: The Midwest.
[http: //www.overheardinnewyork.com/]
you can never under-estimate the midwest. we may seem docile and nice but most of us have a tiger lurking with in just waiting to pounce!

aimee and bbq!

nom nom nom BBQ! big apple bbq in mad sq today feat ribs and...

gilmore girls. . . ahhhh

doyle: i've been here for a while. i've been mixing beer and wine . . . and malibu rum
rory: that sounds baadd
doyle: it is

peterwknox: Lee ADVANCES again. Three down, two away from totally victory. i LOVE the wiimbeldon...

“What would I do if we were perfect? Where would I go for...”
— Van Hunt (via...

johnnyfive: babybitch: “He does dress better than I do,...

david: Almost ready for Sunday! omg, is this for SUNDAY...

wordplay: I guess I expected Google to suggest something...

jakoblodwick: Gmail introduced Gmail Labs. They are...

peterwknox: (via nickmcglynn) ZOMG!

my mind wanders from the pool of...

i went swimming this am before work. pools in ny are few and far btwn and often at my gym you must...

“most books about writing are filled with bullshit …...”
— steven king, Oh Writing. there...

in wisconsin we can travel to the...

jason: i'm down with everything midwestern. except the cream puffs.
jason: but i'm down with tyme machines.
jason: and bubblers
me: everyone is down with tyme machines.

a few things i wish

a. it was time to leave b. this day at the office hadn’t happend and instead we were at the...

feeling onset of daily 4pm sugar crash

must keep my eyes open must not sleep at des … snoooore.

Comic Sans

onemoretimewithfeeling: The Executive Vice President for Merchandising and Marketing sent out an...

Jake and Amir Live!

jakeandamir: If you live near NYC, come watch us perform live for the first time ever! We are part...

landmark! i'm now following 100 people,...

cbeth: Kmart carries a line of Abstinence Sweatpants. As...

this is tonight, kids. SEE YOU THERE!!

#323: The Super

brunch bunch (a little smaller but all in one place)

summer ale, dempsey’s, trivia i wonder if in places...

Where the F is my Stimulus Check?

lovepuppy: I know everyone else already tumbled about theirs. What is the deal? yeah! me too!!...

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“English Lit: Why It Won’t Help You Get a Job: If someone...”
— The 10 Most Worthless College...